Velveteen Lounge Kitsch–en

Velveteen Lounge Kitsch–en is THE spot for the best in vintage fine living. You'll learn everything you need to know about coping with the modern world while staying firmly rooted in the grooviosity of the past... with recipes, tips and plenty of booze and kitsch! They claim they're from your Blue Planet, but we have our doubts. They are simply too, too cool for school. We suggest you become slaves to their antics immediately.

The Lounge-O-Leers record exclusively at P.P.I. Recording, Inc. in lovely Soho, NYC... the home of our fab engineer Chip Fabrizzi, "the ginchiest cha-cha-cha girl in the world", Dale Fabrizzi and, of course, our dear friend and muse, Kocoa!

Ultra-hip 60s-inspired graphics from the lunatic mind of the fascinating Siouxzan Perry! Super-ginchy!

That's right. You got it. This is the site for hepsters who are, for want of a better way to put it, beyond their prime. In their own words..."Where do those dead people go for a smoke, a swinging tune and maybe a sip from a blood-filled cocktail glass?" Of course, The Dead Lounge. Hot Rod is an old Goth (in the late '70s when we were still considered a marginal sector of Punk rockers), so he was delighted to enter the world of Lounge Goths. Why not join him?